No, I prefer the really deep profound stuff that makes you think. The lyrics that really touch that part of your soul that felt all alone and now somehow comes to life with the realization that someone, somewhere, undertsands or something. Stuff like Miley Cyrus: "Cause all I see are stilettos, I guess I didn't get the memo." Wow right? Because I did not get the memo either and, it is, in fact, a party in the USA.
But I'm not here to talk about Miley. I want to talk about new girl on the scene who is tearing it up or breaking it down or moving to the left, to the left, or whatever. You know I'm talking about
Disclaimer: I do not expect you to watch this video in its entirety. In fact, I suggest you don't. Because it is 3 minutes seconds of your life that you will never get back and honestly, I just don't think I can carry that on my conscience. I can summarize it really quick for you: She wakes up in a bathtub with one shoe on and then parties alot and then falls asleep in another tub with a different shoe on. Klassy. The End. I only include the video in case you weren't entirely sure what song I was talking about and needed a listen. And then you would be like OMG I LOVE THIS SONG and then we'd become BFF immediately because I KNOW RIGHT?!
So what I want to know first is was there some sort of artistic statement being made about the bathtubs? Such that she spends an awful lot of time in the bathtub, yet it is never for the tub's intended purpose? Because clearly girlfriend is no stranger to odor. It appears that she is, however, a stranger to soap. Irony perhaps? See how Ke$ha has us thinking?
And what about the whole typefont rebellion? Using a $ instead of an S in her name! Have you ever heard such madness?! No one can conform you to society, Ke$ha! You will NOT be boxed in! Also, please note that going forward, I will be known as Jenn!fer, as I, too, am a rebel.
Like her predecessor, Miley, Ke$ha is a lyrical trailblazer. They are so advanced and beyond the scope of my limited reasonings, that I don't even know what the heck the girl is talking about. For example: "The dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."
Mick Jagger? Really?
So what you're saying to me is that when this dude rolls up: