tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31072510561791387872024-02-06T21:44:19.933-06:00Be Love."Let the redeemed of the Lord tell their story..." -Psalm 170:2Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-58167473282587938242011-10-19T21:35:00.000-06:002018-05-14T22:13:53.989-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 8So, there are no pictures for this day of adventure, but it did involve epic garage sale-ing which resulted in a beach lounge chair for $2.00 and not a penny more! And then there was a righteous 2 hour nap followed by chips and salsa and fish tacos. I'd say Day 8 = Heck yes.Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-55253891582775227202011-10-19T21:21:00.000-06:002011-10-19T21:21:40.233-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 7<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Yeah, I know. We're cute. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh, the confusion of it all!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Glamour Shots. Keepin' it real.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-8667160838568636672011-10-18T21:35:00.000-06:002011-10-18T21:35:38.056-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 6Road trip!<br />
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</tbody></table>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-92197636581134982011-10-05T22:55:00.000-06:002011-10-05T22:55:27.838-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 5Looks like Adventure got over that little shy spell from yesterday because he was all up in my face all day today. Must be feeling more comfortable now that we are getting to know each other better.<br />
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Today included a long lunch break due to Customer Service Week (!!), which allowed me enough time to go home for a bit and do some laundry and some puppy hugging. I had a mucho productiv day at work, then afterwards, I speed erranded to get myself ready for a trip to Texas tomorrow. I tell you it is not easy to get packing and cleaning and laundry and preparing done when your dog insists on doing this...<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Standby for awesome...</div>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-5675545357373355722011-10-04T22:09:00.000-06:002011-10-04T22:09:26.138-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 4This whole adventure thing is turning out to be quite an interesting adventure in itself. Today's adventure was feeling a bit shy for most of the day. No matter how closely I looked and stopped to ponder, it just refused to show it's bashful little face. There were events and happenings, sure, but adventures? Psssh. Not even.<br />
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And you wouldn't even believe where that little sneaker turned up today. On Twitter. Right?! Who would think to look on Twitter for an adventure? But there it was all bright and beautiful staring back at me from the Blackberry while I waited in line at the grocery store.<br />
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</div>I have no words for the feelings I get when I look at this picture. One of my very bestest is playing this adventure game with me this month, and these are her beautiful kids. She posted this as her adventure today, and I realized how much I look forward to seeing what the day brought her. I was on Twitter for the sole purpose of seeing if she posted anything. I honestly felt excitement when I saw she did, and that's when I realized someone else's adventure was my own. Not because I was physically there, but because my heart was invested in it, fully present and experiencing this moment. Seeing this picture fills me with joy in ways that probably can't fully explained. In it, I see her dreams realized in a son and daughter and know that they have the greatest Mom and Dad that God could have ever picked for them. And because she is my soulfriend, her adventure is mine.Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-16086485182565269572011-10-03T21:38:00.000-06:002011-10-03T21:38:01.809-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 3Well, no pictures because no camera AND no phone on the same day. But, I can tell you with my word pictures that the adventure of today began with a fat, rainbow-colored hot air balloon floating right above my office building. It was like going to work at Oz or something. You know, like, if Oz had hot air balloons or something. I didnt' really think that all the way through, but you know what I'm saying. So, hot air balloon!<br />
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Then, after getting my FREE breakfast for FREE breakfast day due to Customer Service Week(!), I found the tiniest grape ever in my FREE fruit. Tiny! Grape! Adventure!<br />
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Onward!Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-90526225953784202092011-10-02T20:22:00.000-06:002011-10-02T20:22:10.815-06:0031 Days of Adventure: Day 2It started with dog hair and ended with a smooshy baby. Win!<br />
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Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-75242213424912911172011-08-23T14:17:00.000-06:002011-08-23T14:17:16.345-06:00Say Cheese...Can we please talk about Taco Bell? And how sometimes I wish I was a taco just so I could marry a taco and have little tacos running around the yard to ensure that the taco legacy will live on forever? Okay, I admit that sounds much weirder when committed to the written word than it did when twisting and turning through my brain on the Thought Coaster, but do you see what I’m saying? And perhaps tacos and roller coaster analogies should never belong in the same sentence. Because all of a sudden, I am intensely nauseous, and also, I seem to have lost all sense of where I was going with this. <br />
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Reboot.<br />
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Okay, so, tacos. There is a new Taco Bell commercial that is killing me, y’all. I was going to go try to find it on YouTube and link and embed and all that, but really, I don’t think you care that much, so use your imagination muscles. It’s basically something about cheese, I think, and I don’t even know any more than that, except that there is nacho cheese pouring or something and then there are nachos and then more cheese pouring, and then I black out, and, when I come to, I am sitting at the coffee table with my face in a plate of everything Taco Bell. How does this happen is what I need to know? It’s like kryptonite, that commercial. It’s not even so much that I love Taco Bell, but more that I am mad, deep love with Taco Bell’s nacho cheese. <br />
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Which brings me to this past Saturday. The day my life was Changed.<br />
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I was cruising on down to the outlet mall to take advantage of a particularly substantial Gap Outlet coupon, when I remember there is a Taco Bell a couple blocks down from the mall. Woop! Now I know you’re all thinking “Girl, I know you are not going to eat Taco Bell before you go try on pants,” and while this is exactly the same thing I would think if the situation were reversed, my response to you is “Heck yes I am!” <br />
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Side note: I would like to take a minute right here to discuss with you the logistics of a Taco Bell drive-thru. Have y’all noticed that those things are like taco lockdown once you get in line? Like, there are usually curbs or a fence or some other obstacle on either side of the single lane, requiring some serious border commitment, because once you are in, you’re in. I guess the higher-ups know the reality of Taco Bell remorse and had to get serious to keep people from bailing after ordering when they realize what they’ve just done. I know you are relating to this.<br />
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The order I placed was (1) cheesy fiesta potatoes, (1) Mexican pizza, and (1) order of regular nachos with an extra side of cheese, please. The order I received was (1) cheesy fiest potatoes, (1) Mexican pizza, (3) regular tacos, (0) nacho chips, and (2) nacho cheeses. (Question: Does anybody else ever feel like they are playing taco roulette with Taco Bell drive thru? For real, the only constants in life are death, taxes, and Taco Bell will get your order wrong. I mean, right? And I know this could be resolved by double checking before I drive away, but really, where is the fun in that? This way you never know if you’ll have 12 regular tacos or one of those chalupa/gordita/burrito steak fiesta hybrid things. I mean, this is excitement, people!)<br />
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So I’m sitting here with all of this nacho cheese and no chips. Sadness ensues! But please, do not despair for me, because you know I’m about to eat that stuff straight out of the little container. I would use the spork, but it’s not like they gave me one, so just do not even get me started on that. While eating free taco numero uno (respect that espanol, homies!), I stare at the cheese. The cheese stares at me. And I swear, like heavenly divination, an idea descends upon me! <br />
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What if…<br />
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I dipped the taco…<br />
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INTO THE CHEESE?! <br />
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Right?! 30 years and it had never once occurred to me to pursue this! OF COURSE THE CHEESE SHOULD MARRY THE TACO!!! It’s so obvious! I have to say I kind of feel like my parents failed me here. (Mom, I will need you to meet me at therapy. K, thanks.) Do you SEE what happens when you do not check your Taco Bell order?! This is deep on so many levels.<br />
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So, pretty much, the point is that nacho cheese is like the color black, in that it goes with everything.<br />
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And, also, you should never eat Taco Bell before trying on clothes, especially if it is anything even remotely form-fitting.<br />
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The end.<br />
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Behold:<br />
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*Isn’t it amazing how fast your favorite shirt can become your most annoying shirt? Because for real, I am about ready to take this thing off and set it on fire. <br />
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*Why are they called crocodile tears? Do crocodiles seriously cry that much? Or is it like because of how big you’re gonna cry when you see a crocodile coming at you?<br />
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*Don't you think that the true mark of being an adult is when you can finally tell the difference between the opening music to Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina?<br />
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*Funky Comadina, anybody? Where were YOU when you realized that comadina is not a word? Did it just rock your whole belief system or what?<br />
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*I saw a lady mopping her house today. Not mopping the floor of her house. Mopping her actual house. Like the outside of it. I don't really have anything to say about that, but I just figured it's probably not something a girl should keep to herself. So, yeah.<br />
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*Why the heck do tape measures disappear the second you put them down? I measured my dresser, set the tape measure down, and I swear it took me a good 20 minutes to find it. I found it on the shelf in the hallway. When did I go in the hallway?! <br />
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And just for general informational purposes, I did not mean that list to turn out so Seinfeld-y, as in "what is the DEAL with crocodile tears?" But you know, things happen, so I think it's best we all just move one from it. Even though I don't think he's funny one bit, and CLEARLY, I am hilarious. So. Yeah.<br />
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**Let us all take a moment to recognize that my aunt is awesome because that's where Thoughts While Thinking came from. From her mind. Because she's awesome.**<br />
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Because that totally happened to me tonight.<br />
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You know how grasshoppers are, like, totally the most freaky little things ever and sometimes they are huge and sometimes they FLY, like a demon from hell, and sometimes they call you really terrible things that hurt your feelings? <br />
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Yes, well, here begins our story.<br />
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I grew up in southeast Louisiana. The swamps, as some would call it. And while there are many, many, MANY wonderful things about Louisiana, there are also bugs. And people, let me just make this clear to you now: NO. Bugs are the bane of my existence (not counting girl-friendly ones such as lady and/or butter, obviously, because omg, so pretty!), and I cannot tell you how many times a roach (barf!) ran up my leg or flew across the room or made me speak in tongues. But I can tell you exactly how I reacted each time I laid eyes on one: DAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!! And because my parents are upstanding people, they only rolled their eyes and sighed heavily some of the time before they saved my life. <br />
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So, a year ago, when I loaded up my car and moved back home to Louisiana to live On My Own, I was facing one of my biggest fears: living without anybody to kill the bugs! It's Louisiana! Of course there are bugs! My dad-my hero, my knight in shining Raid- is 400 miles away! WHO WILL KILL THE BUGS?! Well, praise the Lord, the homeowner's association of this townhouse complex I'm in has THE most rockin' pest control ever to walk this Earth because in a year of living here? Not a single bug. (And yes, I am aware that because I typed that sentence, a roach will crawl across my face tonight while I sleep. Pray for me.)<br />
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A couple of days ago, I noticed, right outside my front door, a green grasshopper (uuuggghhhaccckk!). Surprisingly, it was very polite and did not verbally abuse me nor did it attempt to end my life. Southern hospitality, indeed! I quietly went inside so as not to disturb this newcomer, and I certainly didn't want it to mistake any sudden moves as an act of war. Because if there is one thing I know, it is DO NOT POKE THE LION!<br />
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Day 2 morning rolls around and on my way out the front door to walk Gracie girl, it seems The Newcomer had made its way in between my front door and the storm door. Uuuuugggghhhhhh! Nooooo! Too much, too fast, sir! I wanted to shoo it, but then there was the chance that it would jump (uggghack!) in my direction and this was just an entirely unaccpetable option unto me. So I just closed the door again slooowly praying to high heavens that it didn't get smashed because holy pepto, if that doesn't make a girl's stomach turn, I don't know what will.<br />
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Here we are at Day 2 evening, out strolling with my little fur baby in the beautiful springtime air. My mind starts to wander to the awesome bowl of strawberries I'm about to make with just a bit of sugar on top, when I pull open the storm door, and that little FREAK SHOW is just chilling on the threshold between storm door and real door. Waiting for me. Uuuuuggghhhack! BAAAARF! What do you want from me?! <br />
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Gracie is almost through the door when that little sucker jumped (I blacked out.), and Gracie, who is SO not a lady, goes after it with canine teeth flying. Huuggghhhhaaack! I tried to rush her through the door because omg it's outside it's outside it's outside let's go in! That thing apparently becomes possessed with everything that is evil and unholy and FLIES INTO MY HOUSE!!!<br />
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DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!!!!!<br />
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Well, my sweet little baby loves her Mama so much that she launches forward into the living room after it, and throws herself right on that live grenade. I yelled "Get it!" Chomp! (BARF!) My mind starts racing at how this is now going to play out. "Let her eat it! No, gross, you're going to have hopper parts everywhere!" As it turns out, Gracie does not know the difference between "Get it!" and "Kill it and then take it outside!" because of COURSE she let it go and I had to watch it try to figure out what the heck just happened. And omgomgomgomgomgomg if there is a leg on my floor... (BAAAAARFFFFUUGGGHACCCK!)<br />
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It is at this very moment when clarity sets in. The Felon (breaking and entering = felony) is sitting in stunned stillness. Gracie is staring at it, daring it to move. I've got to the get this thing out. It getting eaten is just...well, that's a dark place that my mind cannot go to. Dreams die there. I grabbed Gracie's leash and steered her away from her prey, then put her in the bathroom to stay out of the way. (Also, she did not bark even once while in that bathroom, which, anybody who has ever met that animal will tell you, is a miracle in itself. It's as if she knew she were witnessing something intense.) I ran to the kitchen to assemble my [secret but awesome name redacted so that you can't steal it] kit.<br />
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I put a glass over him then slowly slid a piece of mail or something underneath the cup so he was all up in there. And y'all, homeboy just walked right up into the cup and was all on the side of it and I could see it through the glass and then I aged 10 years and will now never know what my 30's would've been like. After a good bit of dry heaving and omgomgomgomg-ing, I made it out the front door. Well, dude liked the glass so much he wouldn't GET OUT OF IT, so I had to shake it and his creepy exoskeleton clanked against the inside of the glass (THUNK!) on his way out and then I died and came back as an angel to tell the story and probably haunt you some, too. because that would be funny.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-67041255956851571852011-04-11T12:00:00.000-06:002011-04-11T12:00:00.730-06:00All Aboard the Brain Train!...First stop...RandomTown!<br />
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Geez.<br />
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That opening sentence annoys me in ways that I'm not sure I could actually explain; however, this week has been H-E-Doublehockeysticks, and I really just don't care to think of anything better. Let me know if you come up with anything. I won't change it because of all the not caring, but I do promise to admire your cleverness in my mind. So.<br />
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Moving on.<br />
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Let's do bullets, yeah? Yeah!<br />
<ul><li>How exactly is "yeah" supposed to be spelled anyway? When used in "yes" context, I mean, and pronounced "yahyuh" minus the Lil' Jon. (HUH?! WHAAT?! You know what I'm saying.) Anyway, is it "yeah" with an h, or "yea" without an h, which I would pronounce "yay!" as in "Yay!" Help me, internet.</li>
<li>Why isn't blogger letting me line space between my bullets?! This is making me claustrophobic. Hold please, while I work on this technical issue....</li>
<li>Be the bullet.</li>
<li>Arrggh. Fine. Single space. Whatever. </li>
</ul>Let's just do numbers, yeah? Yea(h)!<br />
<ol><li>I can't decide which makes me happier: when my dog stands in the corner and throws up on the curtains, or when she takes her fresh-out-of-the-bath-wet-dogness and lays right on top of my latest load of clean laundry. Can you see why this would cause inner conflict?</li>
<li>Oh dear betsy, now it's not line spacing between numbers. HTML, you are ON MY LIST!</li>
</ol>But let me ask you this, do you also have a hard time focusing on anything work-related when you know you have a zit on your forehead? The kind you can totally feel, and seriously, how does it hurt like that, when you can't even really see it? So you get your compact mirror that you keep in your top desk drawer for emergencies such as this, but that doesn't really stand on it's own so you lay it flat on the desk? And then you sort of hang your head over it at an angle so you can see The Offender appropriately to determine how best to proceed? But then it turns out, you can't see anything at all because your head is now in between the mirror and the light source, not unlike some sort of Lunar Blemish Eclipse? Does this happen to you? No? Yeah, me neither.<br />
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*ahem*<br />
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Are we having fun here or what? The Brain Train is clearly a speeding bullet train that offers no warnings of upcoming stops and/or starts so really it's best to just stay seated and buckled in. I guess this is somewhat like the <a href="http://laughdanceandsing.blogspot.com/2011/03/insomnia-and-some-other-such-somethings.html">Thought Coaster</a>, but really, have you had enough of my analogies yet?<br />
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Just one last thing before I let you go: I kind of hate it when there are toast crumbs in the tub of butter. It totally weirds me out.<br />
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The end.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-8728528412047174652011-03-15T02:38:00.002-06:002011-03-15T02:40:13.420-06:00Insomnia and Some Other Such Somethings. Or Whatever.So.<br />
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Insomnia. <br />
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I mean, so what if the alarm is going off in 3 hours and 9 minutes? Who needs to sleep? All I know is I've been laying waiting for Tired to show up like 7 years now, and still, nothing doing. And then I thought "Stretching!" because stretching helps a whole heck of a lot when you're feeling all cranky and creaky and insomniac-y. So I stretched. And while I had my left ankle on my right knee stretching out those glutes, I glance at my ankle and thought "Cankle!" And then I had a panic attack or 7 because hello, wouldn't you? Turns out it's not really a cankle situation, so much as it is a swollen ankle situation. Which is still kind of alarming considering there is no logical reason for it to be swollen. Well, that thought train turned into an extensive search for the bug bite that I most certainly had because hello, look at it!<br />
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Y'all, let me just tell you this: The human body is kind of rad. Because apparently when one's 30 year old body is confronted with the choice of sitting up to look for a bug bite on one's swollen cankle ankle at 3 am or remaining in a horizontal position and looking for a bug bite on one's cankle ankle, I'll be danged if one won't be able to stretch that cankle ankle all the way up to one's face to give it a looksie! Tired + cranky + possible epidermal violation = mad bending skillz, yo. Math is math, people.<br />
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Anyway, so somewhere in that whole cankle/not cankle time of my life, my thought sparkles sparked "Blog!" Because there is nothing more that people love to read than incoherent thoughts of a bendy insomniac, amiright? I know I'M clicking on that link, so, you know, there's that. Oh, but what happened was Brain said " Blog!" and then I had a rapid fire idea fest where I came up with all kinds of witty things to tell you. And clearly you can tell how that movie ended. I do know it had something to do with my laptop not working correctly, and how I can only open it to approximately a 45 degree angle before the screen goes black. Which means I can only use my laptop when I'm lying down, which, in turn, means it's hyper annoying to try to type numbers of any sorts because of that whole "lacking a 10-key" thing and then I have to crane my neck up all awkward-like to use those number keys at the top that nobody ever uses or remembers are there. So I guess whatever I thought about to tell you required numbers? Weird, right? Especially considering I did some mind-blowing numberless math not one paragraph ago.<br />
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Good gravy, people, are you even still around listening to this? What am I even going on about? This is like the Seinfeld of posts. It's a blog about NOTHING! (Please tell me you get that reference. Because otherwise a certain younger brother of mine will not rest until you get it. So.) <br />
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Note to self: When you are insomniating, you get hungry at about 3:15 a.m. And you know what else you get at 3:15 a.m.? Tired! I know, right?! Win!<br />
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Oh, and while we're on the subject, can we all please please please agree to stop saying "Just sayin'"? Because really, most of you aren't using it in proper context anyway, so it's really just kind of annoying. Especially when it's used after every single thing you "just said." We know you're "just sayin'" because you JUST SAID IT. I don't know. It just seems to me that the whole eventual breakdown of society is hinging on this phrase. Well, that phrase and rompers. And taking pictures with kissy lips and peace signs. Because really? Are we still doing that? The answer is no.<br />
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Alright dudes, I think the ride on this thought coaster is over. Disappointing, I know. There were some thrills in there with some loops you weren't expecting, and in the end, you probably feel a little nauseous, but deep down, you know you'd ride it again. Until next time, your homework assignment is to come up with a really cool name for the Thought Coaster. Make it really amusement parky!<br />
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You know you love me.<br />
xoxo,<br />
Gossip Girl<br />
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And P to the S:<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipMVL1hOOk-Tl9EoyirIYlC_9bGQvAuh_wcKGU-7G-He_kh7N6PzWhGBgY-4S459vUZUUsQkeZov4HBz_YJOMrovDlDgF-4z_fxxy0UVLTyxsR24GVtlHBYSLr6D4ZBmQqKC8mR8f3WyQw/s1600/100_3400shara2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="306" q6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipMVL1hOOk-Tl9EoyirIYlC_9bGQvAuh_wcKGU-7G-He_kh7N6PzWhGBgY-4S459vUZUUsQkeZov4HBz_YJOMrovDlDgF-4z_fxxy0UVLTyxsR24GVtlHBYSLr6D4ZBmQqKC8mR8f3WyQw/s320/100_3400shara2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div align="center">Hollerrrrr!</div>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-89772917177393593722011-01-17T11:22:00.001-06:002011-01-17T23:08:45.576-06:00All the Rage...This post is about underwear.<br />
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And garage sales. <br />
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And cold.<br />
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But mostly, it's about underwear.<br />
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Last Saturday, I hauled boxes of my <strike>crap</strike> <a href="http://laughdanceandsing.blogspot.com/2010/11/simple-mind-simple-pleasures.html">stuff</a> over to my friend Annie's house for The Great Purge Garage Sale of 2010. It was 39 degrees outside. And I know all you northern folks totally just rolled your eyes because really? 39 degrees? But, yes, 39 degrees. I am from the South, and 39 degrees is considered COLD especially during that first cold snap when our humidity sensors haven't acclimated yet. It was cold, and also, it was pretty early. I don't get nice until at least 9 am, so I was still making my grumpy faces when I pulled into Annie's driveway. And now that I've typed all that, I really don't know why that has any relevance at all except that I probably just wanted you to feel sorry for me, in my tired, cold state. Or something.<br />
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During the Belongings Exfoliation of 2010, I realize I had this whole big box of underwear that I no longer wear but that was still in really good shape (I had a shopping problem once. Darn you Victoria's Secret and your Semi-Annual Sale!)(Also, it's totally weird to say your underwear is in good shape, yes?) Now, I myself am not a secondhand underwear buyer. The thought of it FREAKS. ME. OUT. But hey, some people don't have a problem with it, and also Goodwill sells underwear so it must be ok, right? I texted Annie:<br />
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Me: Do people buy underwear at garage sales?<br />
Annie: Idk, worth a shot if you ask me.<br />
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Settled. <br />
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One of our first few customers was a rugged looking dude, who, when I first saw him, I assumed was looking for tools. Or broken lawnmowers. Or socks. Because that's what the rugged dudes come to garage sales for, you know. He picks up a few things to buy, then spots the box 'o' underwears. <br />
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"I don't mean this to be embarrassing," he says. "But what size is the underwear?"<br />
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<i>Me thinking: Cha-Ching!</i> <br />
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I told him what sizes most of them were, and after a short discussion about what size jeans his lady friend wears, I told him I didn't think they'd fit her. He said ok, paid for the other stuff, and went on his way.<br />
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<i>Important note to the fellas: Do NOT buy your lady person underwear at a garage sale. She can buy it herself at a garage sale if she chooses, but do not, under any circumstances, bring it home to her. The only exception is if you have detailed instructions where she specifically states, "If you see underwear at a garage sale, please buy it for me." This is NOT the same as "I need new underwear." PLEASE make note of this. You will thank me.</i><br />
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A lady showed up and sat down next to the box and looked at every single pair, like she was shopping that Semi-Annual Sale. She walked away with 11 pair by the time she was done. Another lady snagged one pair and several more asked about sizes. People, underwear sells at garage sales! I mean, can you get over this?<br />
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After we've been out there about 3 hours, Rugged Dude from earlier comes back. I see him walking up the driveway like he's on a Rugged Dude Mission. "He's coming back for the underwear," I said to Annie, laughing. He glanced over everything on the driveway that he already looked at 3 hours earlier and says, "I was on my way home and thought I'd see if y'all put anything else out."<br />
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<i>Me: (thinking) Liar. You want panties.</i><br />
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About the same time, there was a lady browsing who was sorting through the boxes of clothes, which were directly next to the underwear box. Rugged Dude is all randomly picking up items and pretending he's so very interested, but his eyes keep darting to the side, waiting for the lady to step away from the unmentionables. She then starts looking through the underwear, talking about how she is going to get some for her granddaughters. (Grandmothers: The secondhand-underwear-buying-for-others rule applies to you too. As in: Don't.) Rugged Dude's face gets tense and, trying to be all nonchalant, he says, "Oh yeah, that's what I was coming back for, too."<br />
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<i>Me: (thinking) Mmm-hmm. Told you.</i><br />
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We all sort of chuckled because, oh well, you can't slack when it comes to garage sale bargains, homeboy. Everybody knows that. Underwear-Buying-Lady (UBL) dumps the whole box on the table and says, "I'll just take them all." Rugged Dude gets all antsy and asks if she's sure she's buying them all, to which she replies that she is. He stomps off down the driveway, jumps in his car, and PEELS OUT while speeding off! Seriously! Reckless underwear deprivation driving in full effect y'all.<br />
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The three of us looked at each other.<br />
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Me: Uhhh....<br />
Annie: That wasn't normal right?<br />
UBL: Uh, no. That wasn't normal.<br />
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About 5 minutes later, as we stood chatting and I bagged the stuff she bought, RUGGED DUDE CAME BACK! He pulled his beater up in front of the house and barrels up the driveway with a wad of cash in hand.<br />
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Rugged Dude: Ma'am. Are you sure you're going to buy all of them?<br />
UBL: (slightly dumbfounded) Yes, I am.<br />
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There is a slight air of What The Heck now floating about. Rugged Dude looks at me. I look at Rugged Dude.<br />
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RD: And that's all you have?<br />
Me: Yes, that was it.<br />
RD: I'll give you $10 for the whole box!<br />
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Dude. I can't make this stuff up.<br />
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Me: ......<br />
Annie: ......<br />
UBL: ......<br />
<em>Me thinking: ......</em><br />
Me: I'm sorry, but I already sold them to her.<br />
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*Tension*<br />
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He wheels around and storms back down the driveway in an underwear fueld rage, and again, peels out. Now help me understand this: Does the peeling out help you cope in some way? Because it's not like I'm about to chase you down the street and change my mind because you were clearly upset enough to PEEL OUT AT A GARAGE SALE!<br />
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And y'all, it's not even over! He drove by TWO MORE TIMES glaring at us. Freak me out, why don't ya? The second time he drove by, the Underwear Buying Lady was gone, and since I'm pretty sure that's who he was looking for, that was the end of it.<br />
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Moral of the story: Let Goodwill take care of the underwear selling. Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-62273806332141727252010-11-27T18:30:00.000-06:002010-11-27T18:30:43.900-06:00Words of Wisdom #467...If one attempts to outrun a pomeranian that has been unleashed in an open field for the first time in said pomeranian's life, one will lose. Badly.<br />
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It is written.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">3 years ago today, you had to leave us. Too soon, we were left without your smile, your humor, your friendship, and your love. Not a day goes by that you are not remembered and missed terribly.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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When I first moved back to my home sweet home state in March, it was after having been out of work via layoff for almost a year and a half. I was a little bit broke, and due to circumstances, couldn't afford to transport anything. But, I had an unbelievable living situation fall in my lap that I could not pass up. So I loaded my tiny little Mazda 3 down with whatever pomeranians and clothing and miscellaneouses could fit and drove on home. No furniture. No bed. No nothing. My dear, darling friends, Shara, Amanda, and TJ, met me at my new townhouse to help me clean and get settled. I sat in an overwhelmed heap in the middle of a room FULL of trashbags while my little busy bees buzzed all around me, cleaning and organizing and mother henning. I owe those girls. Huge. Were it not for them, I would undoubtedly STILL be sitting amongst those trash bags in a fetal position, trying to figure out just where to put everything considering the whole "no furniture" thing. Amanda and TJ loaned me an air mattress and sheets that I would end up sleeping on for a good 4 months. Some would call them friends. I call them angels. (OMG, can you believe I said that?!?! hahahahaha. My cheese-o-meter REFUSED to budge unless I typed it! Ha!Sorry! Live, laugh, love, and all that.)<br />
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Point: After living so sparse for a good block of time, it kind of frees the mind a bit. I've been unpacking and unpacking all of the stuff my parents brought me, and while there is a good bit of it that I intend to keep for want/need purposes, I realize how much of the stuff I "needed" is really just stuff. Something about the sentimental reasons I keep things goes by the wayside when I've lived without it for a significant amount of time. Or maybe it's just in the grand scheme of life, when you've been through the fire, it all of a sudden seems so trivial. The sentimentality behind it can remain, but the material thing is just that: material. Just because I'm getting rid of that glass dolphin (yes, I have a glass dolphin. Shut up, you know you do too.) that I've been hanging onto all this time, because ohmygosh, I got that from so-and-so that one time at that thing with those people, doesn't mean I'm garage sale-ing the memory, you know? <br />
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if I could just apply this thinking to all areas of life? I don't want that shirt anymore because it no longer fits or serves a purpose in my life. Can't I say the same thing for an unhappy memory or an unresolved hurt? I've been hurt. BAD. So have you. So what good does it do us to let ourselves feel that ache everytime a certain song comes on or a reminder pops up? There needs to come a point when the scar has formed just enough that I can choose to not wince when something hits it. How much of it is actual pain, and how much of it is just a habit? How much of it is the fact that I want to hold onto it because admitting it doesn't hurt as much means admitting that I'm letting go? Nobody likes to let go. Nobody wants to get rid of their crap that's buried deep in the recesses of home and heart. Because it becomes comfort. It becomes what we know. But what if we cleaned out our hearts/minds like we cleaned out a cluttered closet? What if we vacuumed and swept and Febrezed the heck out of our spirits so that anytime we open that door, we're bombarded with the scent of fresh and clean and airy?<br />
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Whew. That went down a totally different thought path than I was expecting. I planned to tell you all about my Electric Youth perfume (with the hot pink lighting bolt inside the bottle!)(!!!!), but instead we had therapy. What do you guys think? Do you have cluttered lives? Cluttered emotions? <br />
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Let's share a group hug!<br />
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Go forth young grasshoppper.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-59403313620858690702010-11-20T22:29:00.002-06:002010-11-20T22:30:56.363-06:00Whole Living...<div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><div class="about_header"><strong>Ten Tenets of Whole Living</strong></div><div class="about_header"><strong> </strong></div><div class="about_list"><strong>1.</strong> Happiness is a choice. Make that choice today and every day.<br />
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<strong>2.</strong> Good health isn't a gift; it's a habit you cultivate.<br />
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<strong>3.</strong> A healthy, fit body is not enough -- true fitness engages the spirit.<br />
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<strong>4.</strong> Think more about what you should eat than what you shouldn't.<br />
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<strong>5.</strong> Laugh at yourself. You're funny.<br />
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<strong>6.</strong> Nurture your spirit. It's your source of strength.<br />
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<strong>7.</strong> Stay connected to the natural world. It will feed your soul.<br />
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<strong>8.</strong> Believe in yourself. Your intuition is rarely wrong.<br />
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<strong>9.</strong> It's never too late to take the first step toward your aspirations.<br />
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<strong>10.</strong> What you pay attention to will thrive.</div><span><br />
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Read more at Wholeliving.com: <a href="http://www.wholeliving.com/about-body-and-soul-magazine#ixzz15t7Gjw66" style="color: #003399;">About Body+Soul Magazine</a> </span></div></div>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-21807325567825218992010-11-08T16:36:00.001-06:002010-11-09T22:51:46.081-06:00And the title goes here...Ohhhh how I'm looooving this weather! Is it beautiful where you are? Fall has fallen, and I am in low-humidity heaven. The past month has been a whirlwind of activity, involving visits from out-of-towners and dancing and football games and bumblebee stingers that just left me completely spent. Having fun with people you adore really takes it out of ya. Life is hard when you're having the time of your life, wouldn't you say? So this was the first weekend of nothing-to-do-ness that I have had in a quite awhile, and I had BIG plans for me and myself. <br />
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First, there was the doing nothing. Gracie helped me out with that on Friday night, which was greatly appreciated. It can be a big task to take on by yourself, but thankfully, my pupster was right by me, helping me carry that burden. I don't even remember Saturday morning. It was a blur of lazy and nap until about 1 or so. Doesn't that sound like the most fantastic day ever so far? I even had on my favorite sweatshirt!<br />
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We spent a couple of hours at the dog park that afternoon and made some really wonderful doggy/people friends. This gorgeous yellow lab showed up and her people brought her into the small dog park which had me all kinds of irritated and ready to offended because hello?! SMALL dog?! Well, the universe checked me right quick because this was the sweetest, most harmless giant dog I'd ever met. Gracie pranced her sassy self right into the middle of the park and bark bark barked her head off, desperately trying to get this lab's attention, and that polite girl did not even look Gracie's way. Gracie is terrified of any and all dogs so this act of bravery was new to me, but I suspect she was showing off for Ernest the Pomhuahua because really, wouldn't you do the same? By the end of our visit, Gracie and Lady the lab were BFF, bonded by their mutual fear of each other and everything else. <br />
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Something about lazy days at the dog park make me want to go to the grocery store to get food for dinner. Or maybe it's the whole not grocery shopping for like 2 weeks so there's nothing in the pantry except for a jar of salsa and a can of butter beans that makes me want to go to the store, I don't know. I was totally gross, of course, after spending hours in the wind and dirt and grass, hugging on dogs of different shapes and sizes and political backgrounds, and really, I just had no business being seen by the public eye. But man, Whole Foods has some reeeeally good egg salad that sounds perfect right about now. So I hopped in the car with the dirty, grassy workout clothes, and the eyebrows that hadn't been tended to in <strike>2</strike> 5 days because I was just going to run in and run out right? Right.<br />
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Ladies. Here is what I need you to help me understand: Where is it written in the laws of the cosmos, that when you are wearing a FLUORESCENT PURPLE scrunchy from when you were 15 AND rocking some <strike>5</strike> 7 day old eybrows, you are guaranteed to see the most beautiful man that has ever crossed your dirty dog park covered path? This dude could only be described as smokin' yo, and all I wanted to do was yell "WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY OF ALL DAYS?!?!" Because you just know that when you are looking all kinds of "wow, my hair is so shiny today", and "oh my gosh, have you ever even seen a backside look so fantastic in a pair of jeans?" and "no, of course I don't smell like Ajax. Nothing but vanilla over here!", you will not see a single soul other than a 90 year old who can't see anyway, gay men, or your brother. I mean, this is just a fact right? Sigh.<br />
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Stupid egg salad.<br />
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Today has been ridiculously dumb. Beyond dumb really. How is that for a topic sentence? I set myself a nice little goal last night of really getting back into this whole blogging thing. Like maybe if I just make myself type something, anything, everyday, then maybe, eventually, I'll have something to say. Or feel funny again. Or something. I don't know. It's hard to really know what point one is trying to make when there is a furry beast breathing chicken and rice kibble breath in your face insisting with a furry beast paw that you just scratch a little right here. No, not there...here. Anyway, now that you're ready to crack a window open at the thought of all that chicken and rice kibble breath, the point I was trying to make, I think, is that I'm trying to get back to writing. Did I say that already? <br />
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Did I also mention that today is dumb? Because it is. It's painfully and ridiculously and marvelously gorgeous outside what with all the Fall in the South business, so really, I cannot gripe too very much. Because let me tell you someting about seasons in the South: if the humidity drops anywhere below 110%, well, you pretty much better hush your mouth about any complaining at all because for once you can go inside with the same hair you came outside with. When I was a kid and I asked my dad how the weather would be, he would always give me the forecase as it pertained to hair. <br />
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Me: "Dad, what's the weather going to be like this weekend?" <br />
Him: "Great hair weather!" Which, of course, meant low humidity. Or "terrible hair weather!" meant any day of the year that wasn't October, or that one day in April. <br />
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Anyway, today is dumb mostly for mood reasons, as in, I am in a bad one. Nothing you really need to hear about, nor do you want to, because really, it's nothing worth putting out into the universe at all. <br />
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Whatever, let's not talk about me anymore, deal?<br />
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Tell me about you. Are you dressing up for Halloween, if you're into that sort of thing? <br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-27233706201018304112010-09-03T09:58:00.000-06:002010-09-03T09:58:39.429-06:00Some things....What the heck is up with this blogging brain of mine, is what I want to know? I'll be walking along all day with random thoughts and thinkings popping into my head followed by thoughts of, "I'm going to blog that!" Then when it comes time to sit here and tell you all about it, my brain gets all stage frighty and runs and hides behind it's mom's skirt. So, maybe if you guys all look away for a minute and pretend you're not really listening, brain will come around...<br />
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Anyway, some things for us to go over:<br />
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Numero Uno:<br />
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I witnessed a hit and run accident a few days ago. It literally happened one car up and to the left of me. Craziest thing ever. I was in the loooong line of traffic that happens on this particular street after work, and this jackass speeds out of a gas station parking lot 2 cars ahead of me on the right, and PLOWS into this white car that was oncoming from the other direction. The jerk looked over his shoulder, then just drove on. I tried to see his license plate, but my windows were all foggy and gross (Louisiana humidity. Barf.), so I did exactly what any red-blooded American who watches Jack Bauer would do. I went after him. (Disclaimer: I have never <em>actually</em> watched Jack Bauer, but if you live anywhere in the US and know anybody who does watch him, it's really like you know him personally. Am I right?) So in this completely undramatic and responsible move, I executed what could quite possibly be the world's most awkward U-turn and sped after the perp at the legal speed limit. Are you intimidated by my crime fighting ways yet? He made a left-hand turn into a neighborhood, and he was gone. Sigh. I went back to the scene of the crime and waited with the girl in the white car (she was not hurt thankfully) and some other witnesses so that I could give my statement to the police. (Is it me or are most law enforcers REALLY short? I dated one so I'm allowed to say that.) The end.<br />
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There is something untoward going on in the botanicals in front of my townhouse. The walkway between the townhouses is lined with beautiful crepe myrtles and azalea bushes, and there are a few dove gangs that live in the trees. But y'all, as sweet as doves are, can I just tell you, they are DUMB. I mean straight up stupid. I thought it was just the one because I would go outside and he refused to fly and would just walk about all weird, and really, it just looked like a dodo bird from a cartoon. Feathers all askew on his head and whatnot. One day, it got startled by Gracie, and he and a friend took of flying and, don't you know he flew right into the overhang of someone's porch. He was fine, but really? It's not like it was an invisible house. I just assumed he was a special dove, if you follow, and I love him just as he is. <br />
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Well, (here comes the point) a couple of weeks ago, I noticed several feathers floating around the area. Nothing noteworthy but I always notice feathers because as some of you might remember, I am part <a href="http://laughdanceandsing.blogspot.com/2008/12/for-birds.html">bird</a>. Then, I noticed sad, little broken eggs almost daily. At that point, I figured there was a snake or something frequenting the nests of the Dodoves for some protein snacks. I get that. I am one with nature and whatever so as sad as the broken little eggs were, circle of life and all that. Well, then the feathers were coming in greater numbers, and I realized, oh snap, someone is now after the Dodoves themselves! (I suspect the cats.) On one such day, there was clearly signs of a struggle. Like a feather pillow exploded. It was tragic, and I had to alter Gracie's usual business route for fear of finding the bird body. (barf!) But now, NOW, it seems whoever is responsible, is getting more and more bold. Yesterday, there were feather tufts almost ON MY FRONT WALK. Not entirely, but close enough, and they were tufty enough that I managed to convince myself that it was the actual bird's head (I'm sorry. Barf with me will you.), and that, my friends, is a dark place to be. It really was just feathers, but let me just make one thing clear to you all now: If I, ever in this lifetime, walk out my front door, and there is a bird head/body (barf!) on my front walk....well, I just don't even know how to finish that sentence. I know it will somehow involved Jack Bauer.<br />
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The end.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-18948054428009084032010-08-29T23:24:00.000-06:002010-08-29T23:24:04.576-06:005 years later....Here we are, one year later.... <br />
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So I have been doing my best to avoid anything Katrina related today. I refuse to read any of the articles or watch any of it on tv. Still too raw for me. It amazes me how one year later, I still feel the exact same way I did watching the news that morning. That fear of wondering whether or not my brother was okay is still there even though I know he's fine. I remember the exact moment when my mom told me she didn't think she and my dad were going to go back. There aren't words to explain the way it felt driving through the town I grew up in and seeing people who traveled miles just to give out food to the people who had none. Or seeing familiar landmarks destroyed. Or hearing that you're closest friends lost everything they had. <br />
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My family was blessed. Our house and all of our belongings were fine. We all lost our jobs but those should be replaceable right? In the grand scheme of things, we did pretty darn good. But the lack of work would mean we would have to move. 25 years of my life yanked right out from under me and would never ever be the same. Imagine having to pack up and leave everything you've ever known in a matter of days. It amazes me that in this horrible tragedy where I didn't lose a thing, I lost everything.<br />
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Just goes to show you how every single person was affected in some way. To all those who lost their homes or a family member or a pet, my heart truly goes out to you. To those whose belongings and loved ones were fine but you lost the only life you knew, you are not alone.<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-66872263451575184572010-08-29T22:48:00.001-06:002010-08-30T10:26:36.899-06:00Old school: Being deaf sucks...My mom is staying south tonight at my aunt's house so my dad and I decide to go to a movie. He was telling me he hasn't been to a movie in the theater in years because he always feels cheated. I can totally understand because nothing sucks more than forking over $20 for movie and popcorn and all that and then the movie sucks yes? So anyways, he's all excited cuz we're going to see Bee Movie and this is his first time in a stadium theater. We get the popcorn and drinks and let me tell you...this is the smallest "stadium" theater I've ever seen. I am not exaggerating when I tell you it was 6 rows. SIX. Whatever, shake it off right? So you know how when you're eating popcorn and all the butter and salt and stuff is at the top and then you finally get down to that part of the popcorn that is butterless? Sad moment right? Most theaters the popcorn is good enough to move past this sad time, but new Cinemark??? Noooooooo. NAS-TEE!!!! Couldn't even eat it. (I should probably mention that both my dad and I are the biggest popcorn whores ever to walk this Earth. Truly. Call us names, fine. Bad popcorn, you have a 5 second head start). Deep breath. The movie starts and I can't hear any of it. I know if I can't hear it, no way can my Dad hear it. I go to nicely tell the manager that my dad is hard of hearing (thought I'd get more sympathy than being hard of hearing myself) and could she please have the volume bumped up some. Manager lady gets on her little radio and apparently fake calls somebody cuz guess what volume was NOT turned up at all? Did you guess Bee Movie? I am starting to feel SOOO Italian at this point. My sweet dad being the cool older guy that he is keeps "whispering" "CAN YOU HEAR ANY OF IT? THEY DIDN'T TURN IT UP DID THEY? WANT ME TO GO?" all loud and stuff. LOVE him! So he goes out and tells manager lady that his daughter can't hear the movie (which is SO freaking hilarious to me. Why must we put the deaf blame on each other?). Again, she fake radios cuz nada. So we gave up. We decided our money back is way better than working (which is totally what is is when you are attempting to hear) through this movie. We had to ask manager lady for our refund. She didn't question a thing about it. Guess it was pretty clear when hard of hearing Dad and daughter who can't hear were asking for it. So we came home and sang Gordon Lightfoot songs while Daddy played the guitar. Life is good. :)<br />
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<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54488/100/98A86009727D7FD6337D66A4E5622436.png" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;" /></a>Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167932463572983630noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3107251056179138787.post-43658251206387094502010-08-29T22:46:00.000-06:002010-08-29T22:46:02.089-06:00Retro: Snap, Crackle, Pop...So my last blog was on locker room etiquette and I didn't really want to do etiquette again because I do love to keep you all on your toes with my subject choices, but due to the head-shaking experience of this past weekend, I've decided to venture into what I believe to be proper grocery store etiquette.<br />
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It started with shampoo. I should've known exactly how this shopping excursion was going to go simply by the challenge shampoo proved to be. So I'm trying to get to the Garnier Fructiste shampoo (based on a recommendation from a friend because she said her hair broke off less but in my personal and professional review, it made my hair big and not soft – both not good things to be) and this lady is studying every bottle on the aisle. I understand completely this action because I do it too. Problem is: her basket. It's empty and sitting in the middle of the aisle. I say excuse me because my mama raised me right and, barely glancing my way, moves it closer to the shampoo. Um, thanks? For effect (because I'm a little irritated and possibly invisible?) I stand on the bottom edge of her cart and reach way over to grab the shampoo and conditioner I need. Apparently, only then did my invisible cape fall off, because she tries to move the cart. No, it's fine, thank you, I got what I need. Jenny: 1 Grocery store: 0<br />
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Next up are the families who shop together. First off let me point out that I FULLY support doing things together as a family. I cannot stress this enough. However, when your family count is in the double digits such as 17 or so members and you are all congregating in the middle of aisle to discuss the 37 different kinds of Chex Mix and which one best suits your family's needs, it becomes more of a roadblock than quality time. Might I suggest taking turns going down the aisles? Send kids 1, 7, and 9 for the chips, then maybe kids 3-5 over there to get the milk. Hey, it's just a suggestion. I understand that it's probably hard to find stuff to do under the $500 mark when you're that numerous, but please let's work something out. I really need those Pringles you are blocking. Jenny: 1 Grocery Store: 1 <br />
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And finally we have Macaroni Joe. I give Joe 100 cool points for effort here though. He tried to stay out of the way while he researched macaroni. He really, really tried. BUT…parking your cart on one side of the aisle as close to the shelf as he could get it, and then standing on the other side of the aisle with his face 2 inches from the mac boxes kind of defeated the purpose. Poor guy. Here he is thinking he's doing a world of good by keeping the aisles clear, but now nobody can get pasta OR mac 'n' cheese. And don't you know my egg noodles were behind his cart. *sigh* I fold. Well played, grocery store. Well played.<br />
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