So I get these emails from some beauty thing. TotalBeauty or something to that effect. I don't know, I signed up because they promised me free samples, and I am all about samples particularly of the free variety. (Which I have gotten by the way.)
Anyway, the most recent one I got says "How to Look Gorgeous in Five Minutes. It IS Possible." Ladies, I think we can all agree that this is an intriguing statement. Because I, for one, am a
Let me just share with you their FIVE MINUTES TO GORGEOUS! steps and then we will discuss:
- Apply foundation.
- Dot on concealer (if needed).
- Sweep on blush.
- Apply shadow and liner.
- Swipe on mascara.
- Tame your brows.
- Apply lipstick or gloss.
- Carry essential touch-up items.
Right?! I'm counting 8 steps. EIGHT! In under 5 minutes. That's like 35 seconds per step. I need to know something very important here from you, dear friends. If you can get your foundation on - smooth and even with no lines - in under 35 seconds, I am going to need you to please please share the secret. Because that is Olympic level qualifying action happening there.
Is it just me or isn't this a full face of makeup? Like complete with TAME YOUR BROWS. Seriously, what the heck are you doing to your face that will take you 10-15 minutes when you can do the whole shebang in five minutes or less?
I think we should all try it. In the morning, set your timer for five minutes and see how far you can get using the steps above. Let me know how it works out. Thanks.