So sometimes my mind wanders. I know this revelation is shocking unto you, but it is truth. And so because of all the wandering, I decided to take some notes so you could join me on this wanderation. I know, I know, you're welcome.
*Isn’t it amazing how fast your favorite shirt can become your most annoying shirt? Because for real, I am about ready to take this thing off and set it on fire.
*Why are they called crocodile tears? Do crocodiles seriously cry that much? Or is it like because of how big you’re gonna cry when you see a crocodile coming at you?
*Don't you think that the true mark of being an adult is when you can finally tell the difference between the opening music to Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina?
*Funky Comadina, anybody? Where were YOU when you realized that comadina is not a word? Did it just rock your whole belief system or what?
*I saw a lady mopping her house today. Not mopping the floor of her house. Mopping her actual house. Like the outside of it. I don't really have anything to say about that, but I just figured it's probably not something a girl should keep to herself. So, yeah.
*Why the heck do tape measures disappear the second you put them down? I measured my dresser, set the tape measure down, and I swear it took me a good 20 minutes to find it. I found it on the shelf in the hallway. When did I go in the hallway?!
And just for general informational purposes, I did not mean that list to turn out so Seinfeld-y, as in "what is the DEAL with crocodile tears?" But you know, things happen, so I think it's best we all just move one from it. Even though I don't think he's funny one bit, and CLEARLY, I am hilarious. So. Yeah.
**Let us all take a moment to recognize that my aunt is awesome because that's where Thoughts While Thinking came from. From her mind. Because she's awesome.**