I used to be a blogger once....

Dude.  I know.  It's been 100 years and you were all getting horribly concerned that I might have fallen off the edge of the planet.  But no worries.  I am still here.  I just haven't been here here ya know?  And really, it's not because I don't have anything to say.  It's pretty much that I just have TOO MUCH to say which causes a system overload and leaves me with nothing to say.  Are you following this?  Me neither.

Anyway, I hope you all are rocking your lives like the awesome peeps you are.  I will do my best to update more often, especially now that I'm a little afraid of Kathryn.  She sent me an intense poke comment which left a righteous bruise, man.  Soooo many stories to tell you.  I mean, really, did you all know that I have moved?  You did know that actually because I told you, but did you know I moved to a whole new STATE? No, you did not.  And did you also know that I FINALLY got a job?  Bet ya didn't.  And how about the fact that I am now officially and legally and sassily 30 years old?  And there was a birthday party?  That involved ball gowns?  And masquerade masks? Yowza right?  Here is the edge of your seat, welcome to it.

So yeah, I'll try to fill you in on the scoop as soon as my brain cooperates.  It's been far too preoccupied with things like 2 story inflatable water slides and vampires and werewolves to even try to form complete sentences.  Stay tuned ok....?

Thanks for sticking around. :)

xoxo,